someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
Also, this is why cats will apparently unerringly home in on the person in the room who is afraid of cats.
Humans who are afraid of something tend to blink slowly and look away. Cats read that as “He wants to be my friend.”
“Nope,” I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.
Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
"I ain’t your freakin’ bestie and I ain’t taking orders from you. When I need to kill, I’ll call. Until then, stay out of my way."
Happy birthday Lee Pace!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS